Hi, i'm Phantamber and i love to draw.
I like Homestuck, Adventure Time, Pokemon,and MLP:FiM. But mostly Homestuck.
On Pesterchum, I'm phantasmalGraphite
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Late night doodles and trollmegle with my moirail
Of course it’s the day i get out of school, download sai, and have free time that i get art-blocked…
-casualy reblogs holycrapHere’s a little something just for fun!
Why yes, I am gunning for this role. She’s one of my favorite characters.Lyrics are based on this post here.
I voiced Her Imperious Condescension and Broadway Jake voiced Dirk. Confused yet? Good <3
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CONDESCE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
The Prince of Heart, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha
You’re joking, you’re joking
Let me see your eyes
You’re joking me, you must be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s anime, he’s yaoi
I don’t know which is worse
I guess I’ll have to knock him off
His highest, princely horse
When the new Black Queen says
You’re going to fail your mission
You should pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Condescension
And if you aren’t bowing
There’s something very wrong
Because I won’t let you get away
Once you’ve heard the Condesce song,
Obey
JACK NOIR
Obey
CONDESCE
Obey
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey
CONDESCE
Obey
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey the Condescension
CONDESCE
Well if I’m feeling crafty
And I’ve found that you’re awake
I might just bake a special batch
Of alpha children cake
And don’t you know the dreamer
That makes the whole thing work?
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk
DRACONIAN DIGNITARY
Obey
CONDESCE
Oh, yes
JACK NOIR
Obey
CONDESCE
Ohhh
JACK NOIR
Obey
CONDESCE
Oh, yes, I’m the Condescension
DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well /I'm/ alive so /you're/ behind.
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.
CONDESCE
You’re joking, you’re joking
I can’t believe this boy
Lord English, are you hearing this?
This nonsensical ploy
It’s pathetic, it’s tiring
Your blood is just so low
So now, I think it's about time
That I turn you into dough
DIRK
Every human has this blood color...
CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die then. Ha ha.
Ohhhhhh
On 2x3 prong day
The whole world’s fate was sealed
Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It’s much more fun, I must confess
When the advantage becomes all mine
I’ll take you all out, one by one
And this game’ll turn out fine
DIRK
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls
CONDESCE
Oh, human, you’re something
The facade that you present
Only shows that you just do not know
Who you are up against
It’s worse than you imagine
You haven’t got a prayer
How do you expect to outrun him
When he is already there?
Ha ha ha
Good luck~
DIRK
Suck my dirk...EDIT:FUCK MY LIFE I SPELLED CONDESCENSION WRONG IN THE ORIGINAL POST FUCK FUCK FUCKHoly shit.
whoa yes
perfect PERFECT A++++++
HOW DO I EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
hopy shit
(The Pinky and the Brain reference won my heart, by the way. Also, your voice is gorgeous.)
Daily reminder that this is the comic we are writing fanfics and making fanarts for.
Daily reminder that this is also the comic people hate uncontrollably.
Why does my sketchbook have to be too big for my scanner? bad webcam quality it is.
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
Hey Tumblr, let me tell you a little about you.
Early on, you felt much more mature than your age, and yet immature all the same. You always were the kind who wanted to sit at the adult table, learn big words to impress the big kids, excel past those who society says you will fall down behind. And yet you clung onto certain things most kids gave up on, some not even doing at all; cartoons, maybe. Playing make believe. Coloring. Comic books.
In school, you felt that the teachers actually could like you. Even though your grades weren’t always the best, you were never a dumbass or a smartass. You seemed honestly interested in the work, and even when you did it, you didn’t pile the blame onto them like so many kids do.
A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
this is perfect oh my god
Aesthetic attraction’s doodle will always make me laugh at how accurate it is.
I want to start going up to my friends and be like “I have the squishes for you”
@u@
Yessssss, strong platonic relationships for all of us.
I SPOT A CUMBERBATCH IN THIS DOODLE
And dude, squishes are the best things EVER. <3
SQUISHES FTW ^;u;^
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
